Things To Consider During a Heat Wave
It is not pleasant to wake up in the middle of the night to find a cat draped around your head and a dog snuggled next to your feet.
Birds do not like the water temperature in their birdbath to exceed ninety degrees F.
Power outages during the hottest part of the day are a bitch.
The closest parking space to any air-conditioned building is at least a mile and a half from the entrance.
The community pool was not designed to hold the entire community at the same time.
Walking barefoot on an asphalt surface is just plain stupid.
It is not easy to put burn pads on the bottom of your feet.
Loading and unloading furniture from a U Haul in the blazing sun is not fun. (Not that it’s ever fun, but especially now.)
This is not the time to see if your new choice in deodorant protection works.
Women, your shorts should at least cover your derriere – and if you’re NOT a Victoria’s Secret model, they should cover a hell of a lot more.
Hearing “Hot today, isn’t it?” for the seventy-fifth time is not grounds for punching a person out.
One hundred degrees in the shade is still one hundred degrees, and, yes, there are other places to stick the thermometer.
(I’m sure there are more items for the list, but it’s too damn hot to think of them)
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